The longer you know me, the older I get.

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Congratulations, North Carolina…tonight, as you go to sleep beside your heterosexual lifemate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or a lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude, and making your relationship stronger with every tear

—Stephen Colbert (via thedesperatescousewife)